Spawn – 100 Word Movie Review

Spawn

I love the original Mortal Kombat film. It’s horrendously 90’s but has charm.

It reminds me of Spawn a lot, but there are differences.

The story makes even less sense.
The acting is even worse.
Special Effects? Look at Malebolgia.
I don’t have any nostalgia for the characters.
The soundtrack sucks balls.

It’s like a twelve year old was given copies of Dance eJay and Microsoft Paint and then asked to recreate the stories he usually made with action figures.

How does Martin Sheen manage to channel his inner Charlie Sheen?

It’s terrible. I’d rather play Rise of the Robots.

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