100 Word Review – Dead 7

Oh my God they’re back again. The Asylum try a new gimmick in Dead 7 with something far scarier than a Sharknado. Boy bands!

Yep, members of O-Town, 98 Degrees, N-Sync and the Backstreet Boys come together to take on zombies.

The hardest thing is the near total lack of fun to be had. It’s all taken so seriously!

At least Joey Fatone is enjoying himself, which is more than I could say for myself. Everyone else just looks constipated.

I’d have been better off spending the two hours YouTubing music videos. I strongly suggest you say bye bye bye to this.

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